Give A Man A Phish

Posted by admin - 11/03/09 at 01:03 am

The band Phish staged a three-day reunion concert last weekend in Virginia, and police say they arrested 194 people and confiscated 1.2 million dollars worth of illegal drugs.

On average, that translates to each person arrested carrying more than six thousand dollars worth of drugs on them. That seems like a lot, doesn’t it?

Then again, Phish is known for long songs and jams that last forever. I guess it’s better to overinvest in chemicals than to be caught stone cold sober in the middle of a twenty-minute random musical excursion.

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