Just because it’s famous and well-known doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck.
Archive for June, 2010
Forgive me, friends, I have fallen prey to peer pressure. Long having been a staunch advocate of the dark, bubbly, carbonated beverages, I succumbed to temptation and bought for the first time, a “fruit smoothie.” A guy from work was going to pick up some for everybody else, so I said sure, I’ll try one. […]
If you feel you can’t adequately unfurl your burdens without plopping your big middle-aged ass down in a tiny chair with a Disney character on it, you should probably hire a skycap to help you with all of that emotional baggage.
“Come on, seriously,” Bob said. “Lemme have them.” “No,” Linda said without smiling. “It’s been over a year. It’s time to make a decision.” “I can’t go home without my pants.” “Exactly.” Bob shifted nervously in the passenger seat, as a police cruiser rounded the corner. “I called the police before I picked you up, […]
Ah, corn-on-the-cob. You make me feel good twice. Once when I eat you, and once when I realize I remembered to buy dental floss. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post
There are few phrases I can imagine funnier than “Stay tuned after True Blood for Snoop Dogg’s special salute to Sookie Stackhouse.”
Young possibly-gay dudes with great bodies doesn’t seem like news to me, People Magazine.
Due to circumstances completely within my control, I’ve screwed up my database here and had to reinstall WP. Ergo, there’s not much left on this blog right now. Sorry about that, folks, I’ll be readding material as soon as I can. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with […]