Archive for June, 2010

Smoothie Operator

28th June 2010 by admin 2 Comments

Forgive me, friends, I have fallen prey to peer pressure. Long having been a staunch advocate of the dark, bubbly, carbonated beverages, I succumbed to temptation and bought for the first time, a “fruit smoothie.” A guy from work was going to pick up some for everybody else, so I said sure, I’ll try one. […]

Kid Zone = No Creepy Adult Zone

23rd June 2010 by admin No Comments

If you feel you can’t adequately unfurl your burdens without plopping your big middle-aged ass down in a tiny chair with a Disney character on it, you should probably hire a skycap to help you with all of that emotional baggage.

100 Words: Gimme My Pants…

22nd June 2010 by admin No Comments

“Come on, seriously,” Bob said. “Lemme have them.” “No,” Linda said without smiling. “It’s been over a year. It’s time to make a decision.” “I can’t go home without my pants.” “Exactly.” Bob shifted nervously in the passenger seat, as a police cruiser rounded the corner. “I called the police before I picked you up, […]

A Corny Dilemma

22nd June 2010 by admin 2 Comments

Ah, corn-on-the-cob. You make me feel good twice. Once when I eat you, and once when I realize I remembered to buy dental floss. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post