Desperate Times Call For Desperate Blogging...
I had several other things I wanted to write about today, but I woke up consumed with something. Yesterday a song came on my car radio that I hadn’t heard since it came out long ago. Unfortunately, it was by Jewel. For those of you who may not remember, Jewel was a pretty little former […]
Top Ten Reasons I, Reid Kerr, Rule 10) Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. 9) Bad handwriting on college application led to an accidental minor in “Methmatics”, thus leading to my haggard appearance. 8) I share a birthday with Bobcat Goldthwait. 7) I can clearly remember David Letterman’s guest appearance on […]
Reid vs. the computer store GEEK. Bet on the geek, kids.
More fun on the Michael Vick front, following the shooting at his own birthday party a few weeks ago, his probation won’t allow him to leave the state. That means he couldn’t make his own golf tournament in Atlanta, or a youth football camp he’d already been paid to attend. To begin with, “The Michael […]
Women have to have somebody fall in love. Guys have to have somebody killed.
I’m really interested in that new chick-flick movie that’s coming out. It’s the one where the woman, even though she’s smart, funny, and exceptionally good-looking, is having a hard time finding a guy. She’s going out with a string of losers, and one night she runs into this guy on accident. She doesn’t like him, […]
Just saw in Variety that Universal Pictures is going to do a remake of remake of Videodrome. Let me be clear here. I don’t mind bad movies. I’m a fan of them. I actually watched Death Wish V the other night, in which a seventy-three year-old Charles Bronson dealt vigilante justice to heavily armed organized crime figures, even […]
My one-day battle at Red Lobster against the forces of Endless Shrimp.
Reid vs. a multi-headed spammer. Hail Hydra.
Now you can get Reid’s random comedy delivered hot, fresh, and free to your email.
The best way to make Christmas even less fun is to start it in November.
Reid goes from author to indie author overnight. How big of a step backwards is it? Small misstep, or drink-yourself-into-a-coma big?
Some tips on writing from Reid, which will be of no help to you at all.
For those of you who are fans of sports, commercials, controversy, halftime shows, fistfights, and all of the other things that go into a Super Bowl, my annual award-winning* Super Bowl Timeline is up now at ProjectShanks.com, featuring lines like… 9:57pm – The Seahawks get a miracle catch to get the ball down inside the […]
Even though I don’t have cable, Time Warner Cable keeps trying to send strange men to my house. Are they a cable company or Craiglist?
The ongoing saga of Reid trying to get his satellite television turned off.
For those of you looking for some extra comedy in your daily diet, I’m doing a wine review column for Project Shanks.com. And as some of you know, I didn’t actually drink any alcohol until I was forty, so bear in mind that everything I taste goes down pretty awful.
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