Semi-Sonic

Posted by admin - 02/11/10 at 07:11 am

The newest thing at Sonic Drive-In is the “Super Sonic Breafast Toaster,” made with grilled onions.

To begin with, a “Super Sonic Toaster” sounds like something that Superman would use to make breakfast.

And grilled onions at breakfast? That’s just not something I’m ready for that early in the morning. Why would you roll out of bed, brush your teeth, floss, and gargle, only to zip through a drive-through and eat a pile of grilled onions?

There’s no grilled-onion-flavored toothpaste. I think there’s a reason for that.

— Reid Kerr did once try Sensodyne Toothpaste, which tasted a lot like onions and sour cream.

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