Desperate Times Call For Desperate Blogging...
By the way, if you Facebook tag me in a picture of shoes, I’ll not only block you so fast it’ll make your head spin, I’ll also take a day off work to come to your house and kick you in the groin. Hard. — Reid Kerr is on Google+, for some reason. Bookmark on […]
Living well is the best revenge, but don’t discount flaming bags of poop. Those get the job done too. — Reid Kerr thinks putting poop in a bag isn’t cool, no matter the reason. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the […]
Man, just from what I’ve read about part two, I can’t wait for “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 3!” I bet it’ll be even better! — Reid hopes at the end of the Harry Potter movie, Samuel L. Jackson shows up and tells Harry he’s going to be a part of the Avengers […]
It’s funny-hipster-doofus hat night at my local bookstore.
Very interesting. The news anchor on my local Fox TV station is dressed tonight like she’s in Stryper. — Reid Kerr is still amused by the guy who was able to tell him exactly how many suits and shirts he has, just from watching him on television. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on […]
My one-day battle at Red Lobster against the forces of Endless Shrimp.
Reid vs. a multi-headed spammer. Hail Hydra.
The best way to make Christmas even less fun is to start it in November.
Reid goes from author to indie author overnight. How big of a step backwards is it? Small misstep, or drink-yourself-into-a-coma big?
Some tips on writing from Reid, which will be of no help to you at all.
For those of you who are fans of sports, commercials, controversy, halftime shows, fistfights, and all of the other things that go into a Super Bowl, my annual award-winning* Super Bowl Timeline is up now at ProjectShanks.com, featuring lines like… 9:57pm – The Seahawks get a miracle catch to get the ball down inside the […]
Even though I don’t have cable, Time Warner Cable keeps trying to send strange men to my house. Are they a cable company or Craiglist?
The ongoing saga of Reid trying to get his satellite television turned off.
For those of you looking for some extra comedy in your daily diet, I’m doing a wine review column for Project Shanks.com. And as some of you know, I didn’t actually drink any alcohol until I was forty, so bear in mind that everything I taste goes down pretty awful.
My unofficial official Super Bowl XLVIII Timeline: 6:00am, Central Standard Time, Super Bowl Sunday – Punxsutawney Phil emerges from his hole and sees his shadow, which means six more years of losing seasons for the Cleveland Browns. 5:03pm – In the pregame, FOX’s broadcast team discusses the best ways to beat Peyton Manning. Number one […]
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