Archive for October, 2011

Halloween Wishes, Rock Stars And Sluts Edition

31st October 2011 by admin No Comments

Happy Halloween to everyone. I’d like to take this moment to make my annual plea to middle-aged guys everywhere. Please. Stop dressing up as KISS every Halloween. Seriously, guys. For the love of the Phantom of the Park, please stop.  I know it’s an easy costume, and a childhood fantasy, but enough. Please. Eighteen years […]

The Egg And I, Now Marked Down

29th October 2011 by admin No Comments

From a recent visit to Target…an Ovulation kit, marked down to half price. That doesn’t really seem like the kind of thing people bargain shop for, does it? “Son, we might never have had you if not for that fatefuł trip down the clearance aisle at Target. We love you and all that, but still…we […]

The Many Faces Of Facebook

27th October 2011 by admin No Comments

I saw a woman on Facebook I thought I recognized, so I clicked on her picture to see if she had any other photos I might remember. She had 1300 pictures. Thirteen hundred pictures! On Facebook, which obviously wasn’t just limited to her friends. I’m a total stranger, and I feel pretty confident I could […]

Murder Of The Worst Kind

17th October 2011 by admin No Comments

Note to the television industry: This is what happens when you hire people right out of college. They type things like “Man Killed To Death” and put it on the air, and no one notices until it’s right out there for your entire target audience to (hopefully) notice. Hopefully he wasn’t also “fatally killed.” — […]

100 Words: Butch and Sundance

14th October 2011 by admin No Comments

I always grew up hoping one day I’d go out like “Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid,” going down in one last blaze of glory with a true friend standing beside me to the bitter end. I just never figured my final moments would be spent running out of a crack house, covered by my […]

Occupy My Love

11th October 2011 by admin No Comments

Starting a new protest movement…”Occupy My Pants.” It’s going to be big. Huge. — Reid Kerr has the apolitical blues. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

The Sci Fi Expo

10th October 2011 by admin No Comments

I am not a Sci Fi fan, and yet I still had fun.

Endless?

4th October 2011 by admin No Comments

Red Lobster has “Endless Shrimp.” Oh, we’ll see about that, Red Lobster. We’ll see. — Reid Kerr has been thrown out of a buffet before. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post