Reid About It

Happy Halloween to everyone. I’d like to take this moment to make my annual plea to middle-aged guys everywhere. Please. Stop dressing up as KISS every Halloween. Seriously, guys. For the love of the Phantom of the Park, please stop.  I know it’s an easy costume, and a childhood fantasy, but enough. Please. Eighteen years […]

From a recent visit to Target…an Ovulation kit, marked down to half price. That doesn’t really seem like the kind of thing people bargain shop for, does it? “Son, we might never have had you if not for that fatefuł trip down the clearance aisle at Target. We love you and all that, but still…we […]

I saw a woman on Facebook I thought I recognized, so I clicked on her picture to see if she had any other photos I might remember. She had 1300 pictures. Thirteen hundred pictures! On Facebook, which obviously wasn’t just limited to her friends. I’m a total stranger, and I feel pretty confident I could […]

Note to the television industry: This is what happens when you hire people right out of college. They type things like “Man Killed To Death” and put it on the air, and no one notices until it’s right out there for your entire target audience to (hopefully) notice. Hopefully he wasn’t also “fatally killed.” — […]

I always grew up hoping one day I’d go out like “Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid,” going down in one last blaze of glory with a true friend standing beside me to the bitter end. I just never figured my final moments would be spent running out of a crack house, covered by my […]

Starting a new protest movement…”Occupy My Pants.” It’s going to be big. Huge. — Reid Kerr has the apolitical blues. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

I am not a Sci Fi fan, and yet I still had fun.

Red Lobster has “Endless Shrimp.” Oh, we’ll see about that, Red Lobster. We’ll see. — Reid Kerr has been thrown out of a buffet before. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post