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Archive for November, 2011
For once, Walmart got it right. By inducing complete confusion, they actually made the Black Friday experience better.
People are willing to do anything to get the best deals on Black Friday. I’m not one of them, but I was there to observe.
I’m thinking of doing a Black Friday thing tonight. I don’t really have anything to buy, though. Just to confuse people, I think I’m going to do it somewhere that’s not having a special sale, or is really even somewhere that people shop for the holidays. Imagine their confusion when they come in to open […]
Hearing Christmas music makes me smile. Hearing Christmas music while fighting my way through Walmart makes me want to kill myself. Pa-rum-pa-pum-pum. — Reid Kerr thinks “The Little Drummer Boy” is a horrible inspiration for giftgiving. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe […]
He sat across from her as they sipped coffee in the cafe, and swore she was all he’d ever wanted and ever could want. She smiled, a sweet little silly smile of silent encouragement, and he continued. He admitted even though he didn’t have much life experience, he knew his feelings were true and they […]
I just got back from shopping, where I had the loudest, most out-of-line buggy I’ve ever experienced in my lifetime. I’m in Walmart walking the aisles, and it sounds like I’m on horseback trying to run down the stagecoach and rob the 410 to Yuma. — Reid Kerr prefers his Walmart experience be as unmemorable […]
While shopping in Target, I spotted a candle on the Clearance Aisle. I didn’t recognize the scent, but really, when do you? Candles have names like “Butterfrost Wheat” and “Cinnamon Sandalwood” and “Oceanzest Medley.” There’s really no rhyme or reason to the naming system. The ocean smells like dead fish and pirates, and not the […]
I was sitting in Burger King the other day while my daughter and her friends played Pokemon when a guy came in, ordered his food and sat down. Abut five minutes later, another guy walked up with a bag of McDonalds food from the restaurant next door. He walked in and sat down with the […]
It’s okay to be stupid today, as long as you’re smarter tomorrow. — Reid Kerr is zen. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post
I wrote about Prince’s “Little Red Corvette” a while back as a fine example of something from your youth that you used to enjoy, but now if you actually listen to it, it raises some questions. I listened to that song for almost thirty years, and only recently realized that a girl who carries used condoms […]
Nobody gets named “Ethel” anymore, do they? If someone refers to “Ethel,” it’s a safe bet they’re referring to someone who remembers that World War I used to be called The Great War. Reid Kerr doesn’t know any “Ediths” either. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet […]