The Sneakiest Black Friday

Posted by admin - 24/11/11 at 09:11 pm

Sorry, we only have three TVs on sale. Help yourself to our regularly priced crap, though.

I’m thinking of doing a Black Friday thing tonight.

I don’t really have anything to buy, though. Just to confuse people, I think I’m going to do it somewhere that’s not having a special sale, or is really even somewhere that people shop for the holidays.

Imagine their confusion when they come in to open the Pool Supply store tomorrow at nine, and I’m waiting at the front door in a bubble tent with a thermos full of coffee, just ready to shop.

I plan to have fun this holiday season.

— Reid Kerr doesn’t like waiting in line to save eleven dollars.

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