Derek Jeter: International Man Of Signatures

Posted by admin - 15/12/11 at 05:12 am

Sleeping with this guy could make you big bucks on eBay.

According to a New York Post article, Yankees shortstop and all-around famous person Derek Jeter has broken up with similarly famous person Minka Kelly, and is picking himself up by having sex with normal, non-famous people again.

However, his celebrity status has caused a bit of a snag in the separation. The Post is reporting when he sends his lady-of-the-moment away to the limo, a gift bag containing signed memorabilia, including a signed baseball.

Nice.

“Thanks for giving it up easier than the Kansas City Royals. Here’s something you can sell on eBay.”

I can’t imagine that’s too much of a present for the woman.

“Oh, lovely. I let this guy inside of me, and here’s a lovely little souvenir for the mantle. Well, I’ve already got his DNA, now I have his signature as well.”

Somehow, a signed baseball seems even douche-ier than a Bed, Bath, and Beyond gift card.

— Reid Kerr would always send his lovers home with Swanson’s frozen dinners and Arby’s coupons.

 

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