Archive for April, 2012

Avengers Assemble! And Deodorize!

29th April 2012 by admin No Comments

My new favorite tie-in product for The Avengers movie has to be the shower gel. It apparently lights up when you open it, which is great I always want my shower gear to have small electrical relays in there so they can activate right next to running water. Avengers Shower Gel…for those of you ladies […]

Dodgin’ The Draft 2012: Good Luck, Bad Luck

28th April 2012 by admin No Comments

My official unofficial NFL Draft 2012 timeline: Thursday, April 26, 2012, 4:15pm Central Time – ESPN confirms quarterbacks Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin III will be the first two picks in the 2012 draft, with ESPN’s NFL analysts saying Indianapolis and Washington have taken can’t-miss prospects and solved their quarterback problems. Meanwhile in Texas, two […]

Lost In The Supermarket: Mystery Meats

24th April 2012 by admin 2 Comments

Random thoughts while waiting in line at the deli counter… 11 Different Kinds of Ham: It’s all made from the same pig. Once you get it on bread and cover it with mustard and cheese, will even the most discerning pallet be able to decide which is sugar-baked honey ham, and which one is light […]

Selling Remaindered Salvation

22nd April 2012 by admin 1 Comment

I know we’re all guaranteed religious freedom in America, but I’m not exactly sure if buying a discount Bible is the best way to make it to heaven. Nah, you don’t need all four Gospels. And really, why do you want to know about all twelve apostles? You can just hit the highpoints. This is like […]

“Little Red Corvette” And Low Standards

11th April 2012 by admin 1 Comment

You ever get that moment when you see something from your youth, and because you are now an adult, you actually take the time to think about it and it makes no sense? Happens to me all the time, which kind of sucks. I’ll be listening to the radio and hear something like “Beat It” […]

Reid In The Testing Grounds

9th April 2012 by admin No Comments

I found myself in a situation recently where I had to take a standardized test. I was applying for a position, and found out that I had taken the SATs too long ago for them to still be relevant. Apparently when I took the SATs, they asked me questions about reading, math, fire, and wheel. […]

Checking Out The Checkout

7th April 2012 by admin No Comments

To the person in front of us at Walmart a half hour ago, so sorry the imbecile checkout dude didn’t bother to give you all of your groceries, but thanks for the tuna and Powerade. — Reid Kerr always checks to make sure he’s got all his bags, because your average Walmart checkout person is […]