Posted by admin - 24/05/12 at 04:05 am

I’ve spent the last five days at the Junior College Division III World Series, which is a lot like the real World Series, except nobody gives a shit.

Anyway, I’ve been working the public address system, which means I’ve spent fifteen hour days just announcing over and over again “Now batting, number six, Slappy McStinkerson.” I hope I can parlay this into my dream job of being the guy who makes the announcements at the airport that the white zone is for loading and unloading only.

— Reid Kerr would also like to let you know to answer the white courtesy phone.

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