Archive for October, 2012

Debate And Switch

23rd October 2012 by admin No Comments

I love it when people say the government makes too much money, and should all be working for minimum wage. I’m not a big fan of politicians in general, but this idea that the people we elect to represent us should be paid what the average fast-food table-wiper makes is a bit silly. Don’t we […]

Reid’s Simple Rule Of Dieting

18th October 2012 by admin No Comments

If someone brings it to you, it’s food. If someone hands it to you, it’s crap. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

The Great Urinal Question

16th October 2012 by admin No Comments

At a public urinal, I looked down to see a Butterfinger wrapper. I’m confused. Does that mean that a guy came in to throw his trash away in the urinal specifically, since the garbage can was about four feet away? Or does that mean some guy came in and opened and ate a candy bar […]

The Moving Picture: 10 Tips To Relocating You, Your Stuff, And That Crap You Don’t Really Need

15th October 2012 by admin 2 Comments

Experts say that whenever you move, you should throw out anything you haven’t unpacked from the previous move. This is probably a good place to point out that anyone who would refer to themselves as an “expert” in the field of moving is probably full of crap. There’s no college major in relocation. No trade school is going to teach you to pack a box. The NRA cannot and will not show you how to use a tape gun.