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I love it when people say the government makes too much money, and should all be working for minimum wage. I’m not a big fan of politicians in general, but this idea that the people we elect to represent us should be paid what the average fast-food table-wiper makes is a bit silly. Don’t we […]
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At a public urinal, I looked down to see a Butterfinger wrapper. I’m confused. Does that mean that a guy came in to throw his trash away in the urinal specifically, since the garbage can was about four feet away? Or does that mean some guy came in and opened and ate a candy bar […]
Experts say that whenever you move, you should throw out anything you haven’t unpacked from the previous move. This is probably a good place to point out that anyone who would refer to themselves as an “expert” in the field of moving is probably full of crap. There’s no college major in relocation. No trade school is going to teach you to pack a box. The NRA cannot and will not show you how to use a tape gun.
My one-day battle at Red Lobster against the forces of Endless Shrimp.
Reid vs. a multi-headed spammer. Hail Hydra.
Now you can get Reid’s random comedy delivered hot, fresh, and free to your email.
The best way to make Christmas even less fun is to start it in November.
Reid goes from author to indie author overnight. How big of a step backwards is it? Small misstep, or drink-yourself-into-a-coma big?
Some tips on writing from Reid, which will be of no help to you at all.
For those of you who are fans of sports, commercials, controversy, halftime shows, fistfights, and all of the other things that go into a Super Bowl, my annual award-winning* Super Bowl Timeline is up now at ProjectShanks.com, featuring lines like… 9:57pm – The Seahawks get a miracle catch to get the ball down inside the […]
Even though I don’t have cable, Time Warner Cable keeps trying to send strange men to my house. Are they a cable company or Craiglist?
The ongoing saga of Reid trying to get his satellite television turned off.
For those of you looking for some extra comedy in your daily diet, I’m doing a wine review column for Project Shanks.com. And as some of you know, I didn’t actually drink any alcohol until I was forty, so bear in mind that everything I taste goes down pretty awful.
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