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New rule: When I put something on Craigslist to sell and you contact me wanting to buy it, I’m just going to assume you’re an asshole until you actually show up to see it. That’ll save me some time. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet […]
Every Tuesday, I’ll give you my top five list of something. This week, it’s my Top Five TV PI’s (private investigators) of all time. Feel free to discuss, argue, snipe, etc. 1. Jim Rockford – Was there ever anyone cooler than James Garner, in any way, shape, or form? 2. Shawn Spencer – I crack up at […]
As I get older, not much has changed in my life. Although I’ve now noticed when I buy a lottery ticket, I no longer get the option where they pay it out over the next 25 years. I want that cash now, in small untraceable bills, just in case I’m not around to spend it. […]
Not sure if you’re up on technology advancements in foam and soft-plastic weaponry, but they’re doing great things with Nerf these days. The old cheap dart guns that had a range of eighteen inches are long gone, replaced by pistols, rifles, and even crossbows. Yes, Nerf now makes bows and arrows which can be shot […]
I’ve had the pleasure of staying at many unpleasurable motels. I say “motels” here because I’ve generally found “hotels” to be of a good quality, or at least good enough that I don’t feel like pulling the furniture up against the door while I sleep like I do in motels. I’ve always been fascinated with […]
Every Tuesday, I’ll give you my top five list of something. We start the year with my Top Five Comedies of all time. Feel free to discuss, argue, snipe, etc. 1. Blazing Saddles – Close call, but top to bottom, I never stop laughing. 2. Airplane – Another parody that has far outlived the genre […]
On occasion, listening to the radio can really enlighten you. When you’re a kid, you hear songs without really listening to them. It’s only when you’re older that you start to actually hear a song, and you realize things. For example, I now know that “Beat It” and “Thriller” are actually incredibly lame songs that […]
How to ensure 2013 gets better? Start it in the worst place imaginable.
My one-day battle at Red Lobster against the forces of Endless Shrimp.
Reid vs. a multi-headed spammer. Hail Hydra.
Now you can get Reid’s random comedy delivered hot, fresh, and free to your email.
The best way to make Christmas even less fun is to start it in November.
Reid goes from author to indie author overnight. How big of a step backwards is it? Small misstep, or drink-yourself-into-a-coma big?
Some tips on writing from Reid, which will be of no help to you at all.
For those of you who are fans of sports, commercials, controversy, halftime shows, fistfights, and all of the other things that go into a Super Bowl, my annual award-winning* Super Bowl Timeline is up now at ProjectShanks.com, featuring lines like… 9:57pm – The Seahawks get a miracle catch to get the ball down inside the […]
Even though I don’t have cable, Time Warner Cable keeps trying to send strange men to my house. Are they a cable company or Craiglist?
The ongoing saga of Reid trying to get his satellite television turned off.
For those of you looking for some extra comedy in your daily diet, I’m doing a wine review column for Project Shanks.com. And as some of you know, I didn’t actually drink any alcohol until I was forty, so bear in mind that everything I taste goes down pretty awful.
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