Archive for January, 2013

Hey Craigslist!

25th January 2013 by admin No Comments

New rule: When I put something on Craigslist to sell and you contact me wanting to buy it, I’m just going to assume you’re an asshole until you actually show up to see it. That’ll save me some time. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet […]

The Top Five TV Private Investigators Of All Time

15th January 2013 by admin No Comments

Every Tuesday, I’ll give you my top five list of something. This week, it’s my Top Five TV PI’s (private investigators) of all time. Feel free to discuss, argue, snipe, etc. 1. Jim Rockford – Was there ever anyone cooler than James Garner, in any way, shape, or form? 2. Shawn Spencer – I crack up at […]

Aging Like Fine Wine, Uncorked

14th January 2013 by admin No Comments

As I get older, not much has changed in my life. Although I’ve now noticed when I buy a lottery ticket, I no longer get the option where they pay it out over the next 25 years. I want that cash now, in small untraceable bills, just in case I’m not around to spend it. […]

The Hatchet Problem

13th January 2013 by admin No Comments

Not sure if you’re up on technology advancements in foam and soft-plastic weaponry, but they’re doing great things with Nerf these days. The old cheap dart guns that had a range of eighteen inches are long gone, replaced by pistols, rifles, and even crossbows. Yes, Nerf now makes bows and arrows which can be shot […]

The Hotel Treatment

13th January 2013 by admin No Comments

I’ve had the pleasure of staying at many unpleasurable motels. I say “motels” here because I’ve generally found “hotels” to be of a good quality, or at least good enough that I don’t feel like pulling the furniture up against the door while I sleep like I do in motels. I’ve always been fascinated with […]

The Top 5 Comedies Of All Time

8th January 2013 by admin No Comments

Every Tuesday, I’ll give you my top five list of something. We start the year with my Top Five Comedies of all time. Feel free to discuss, argue, snipe, etc. 1. Blazing Saddles – Close call, but top to bottom, I never stop laughing. 2. Airplane – Another parody that has far outlived the genre […]

We’ve Got Tonight, The Saddest Love Song Ever

7th January 2013 by admin 2 Comments

On occasion, listening to the radio can really enlighten you. When you’re a kid, you hear songs without really listening to them. It’s only when you’re older that you start to actually hear a song, and you realize things. For example, I now know that “Beat It” and “Thriller” are actually incredibly lame songs that […]

Resolver: How I Spent My New Year’s Eve 2012

1st January 2013 by admin No Comments

How to ensure 2013 gets better? Start it in the worst place imaginable.