Indirect TV: The Satellite Battle
27th March 2014 by admin No CommentsThe ongoing saga of Reid trying to get his satellite television turned off.
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The ongoing saga of Reid trying to get his satellite television turned off.
I wondered to myself today if anyone would mind if I strangled the asshole in front of me at the deli counter, the one getting tiny amounts of nine different meats and cheeses all ordered individually. He ordered quarter-pound after quarter-pound, all sliced so thin as to be nearly invisible. Then after the counter worker […]
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The ongoing saga of Reid trying to get his satellite television turned off.
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