Sixteen Candles of Sexual Dysfunction

Posted by admin - 17/06/14 at 11:06 am

JakeRyan01Watched the 80’s classic movie “Sixteen Candles” last night. Found this conversation between Anthony Michael Hall’s Geek and the dreamboat Jake Ryan mildly jarring.

JAKE RYAN: I can get a piece of ass anytime I want. Shit, I’ve got Caroline in the bedroom right now, passed out cold. I could violate her ten different ways if I wanted to.
FARMER TED: (choking) What are you waiting for?

Ah, 1984. That was back when date-rape was funny, I guess. It’s like remembering that Nick Nolte’s character in “48 Hours” was hilarious, and then seeing the movie again and noticing he’s more than just an eentsy-bit racist.

— Reid Kerr doesn’t even want to start on “The Donger.”

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    August 8th, 2011 at 9:38 am

    My wife still watches that damn movie once a month. I learned to tune it out years ago.

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