Archive for the ‘Musings’ Category

I’m The Map!

26th January 2015 by admin No Comments

Just out of curiosity, I took this quiz on a website to show how many states in the USA I’ve visited.  Not bad, although ten years ago, it would have been much more sparse. Looking at this, it makes me look forward to the travel book, “I Hate It Here.” Lots of good stories coming in that […]

Why “Free” Is Still A Great Deal For Everybody

27th December 2014 by admin No Comments

Why am I excited about giving my book away for free? It’s all part of the plan, my friends, so grab it and enjoy.

The Rundown

19th November 2014 by admin No Comments

My morning run was especially exhilarating today! Since it’s 19°, that run was to the bathroom and back to bed. Which is the most rewarding exercise I’ve had in a while. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this […]

Winter’s Boner

16th November 2014 by admin No Comments

According to the forecast, it’s going to start snowing here about five o’clock, and continue through May. Sugartit Sunday morning coming down, my friends. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

Low Society

9th November 2014 by admin No Comments

Since I don’t really know anyone in Cincinnati, I joined a county-wide Facebook group. After one week of listening to them, I’ve decided that instead of cheering for the Reds or Bengals, I’m just going to root for meth lab explosions. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with […]

Sixteen Candles of Sexual Dysfunction

17th June 2014 by admin 4 Comments

Watched “Sixteen Candles” the other night, only to find it’s a bit more date-rapey than I remember.

100 Words: The Gentle Ballad of the Local News Anchor

2nd April 2014 by admin No Comments

She’s famous. Everyone knows her. She’s on your television every night, smiling and reading you the daily news. It’s a burden being famous. That’s why she’s comes here to this cafe and sits outside afternoons. She’ll smile and be feaux-bashful about being recognized, but that’s her job. She hates the publicity, though. So why isn’t […]

Indirect TV: The Satellite Battle

27th March 2014 by admin No Comments

The ongoing saga of Reid trying to get his satellite television turned off.

New Deli Blues

22nd March 2014 by admin No Comments

I wondered to myself today if anyone would mind if I strangled the asshole in front of me at the deli counter, the one getting tiny amounts of nine different meats and cheeses all ordered individually. He ordered quarter-pound after quarter-pound, all sliced so thin as to be nearly invisible. Then after the counter worker […]

Reid and Wine About It

12th February 2014 by admin No Comments

For those of you looking for some extra comedy in your daily diet, I’m doing a wine review column for Project Shanks.com. And as some of you know, I didn’t actually drink any alcohol until I was forty, so bear in mind that everything I taste goes down pretty awful.

Irrelevant Tangents

17th January 2014 by admin No Comments

My doctor said I need more fiber in my diet, so today I got my footlong Subway meatball sandwich on wicker.

The Great Texas Trailer Park Escape…Is Out!

14th January 2014 by admin No Comments

Big news from my house, my first book, “The Great Texas Trailer Park Escape” is out now from Biting Dog Press. You can find the book here, with links to buy it on Amazon and Barnes and Noble. It’s a dream come true for me, and hopefully the first of many. Hope you guys enjoy it. […]