After eighteen years, I leave Tyler for good. A wanderer’s last thoughts before hitting the road.
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9:46pm – Minnesota drafts Sharrif Floyd. Sharrif don’t like it. Rock the casbah.
The story of a man, a dog, and a bag of bloody children’s underwear.
In a programming note, CBS announces that Dan Marino will be starring in a new sitcom entitled “How I Met Your Father.”
Experts say that whenever you move, you should throw out anything you haven’t unpacked from the previous move. This is probably a good place to point out that anyone who would refer to themselves as an “expert” in the field of moving is probably full of crap. There’s no college major in relocation. No trade school is going to teach you to pack a box. The NRA cannot and will not show you how to use a tape gun.
One day, ninety-five bands. one forty-two year-old man.
Here’s my rule of thumb, unless you’re eating dinner in a monkey cage, leave your damn shoes on.
Getting rejected is always a kick in the crotch, but it’s actually a good thing sometimes. It’s all in how you use it.
In which our hero finally takes the first real vacation of his life, and learns many lessons along the way.
The customer I’ll call “Mr. Douche” was simply not amused.
8:21pm – Motley Crue appear in a car commercial, apparently from a company that never Wikipedia’d singer Vince Neil to see if he had any vehicular manslaughter charges in his past. Here’s another tip, Madison Avenue. Don’t hire Tommy Lee to do spots for your swimming pools, either.