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My Endless Shrimp: 90 Minutes of Red Lobster Glory

27th July 2016 by admin No Comments

My one-day battle at Red Lobster against the forces of Endless Shrimp.

Relaxative

16th July 2016 by admin No Comments

Some people like to drink a lot of alcohol and go to a club. I just drank a lot of Miralax and I’m going to Walmart. La vida loca, amigos. — Reid Kerr is 46, and afraid of fifty. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet […]

The Spam Wars, Round Two

7th July 2016 by admin No Comments

Reid vs. a multi-headed spammer. Hail Hydra.

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