Reid About It

My one-day battle at Red Lobster against the forces of Endless Shrimp.

Now you can get Reid’s random comedy delivered hot, fresh, and free to your email.

Reid gets good news on his new book! And then bad news! Yay.

Ever wonder what the life of a freelance writer was like? Here’s the daily routine.

If you want to catch Reid on tour next week, bring bail money and snacks.

The submission process continues for my new book, so I’m giving you an inside look at what happens inside my head when I read a rejection notice.

Reading between the lines of that rejection notice after a writing submission. What does it mean?

Some tips on writing from Reid, which will be of no help to you at all.

Even though I don’t have cable, Time Warner Cable keeps trying to send strange men to my house. Are they a cable company or Craiglist?

The ongoing saga of Reid trying to get his satellite television turned off.

I wondered to myself today if anyone would mind if I strangled the asshole in front of me at the deli counter, the one getting tiny amounts of nine different meats and cheeses all ordered individually. He ordered quarter-pound after quarter-pound, all sliced so thin as to be nearly invisible. Then after the counter worker […]

For those of you looking for some extra comedy in your daily diet, I’m doing a wine review column for Project Shanks.com. And as some of you know, I didn’t actually drink any alcohol until I was forty, so bear in mind that everything I taste goes down pretty awful.