Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Getting a Do-Over on This NFL Season

15th October 2017 by admin No Comments

Reid’s picks for NFL Week Six, along with semi-insightful commentary about Adrian Peterson’s career, drug testing the media, and the complete disintegration of the Miami Dolphins.

The Accidental Wedding

14th October 2017 by admin No Comments

Dropped in to a local pub with some friends after the show this afternoon. It’s four on a Saturday, and suddenly we hear a saxophone playing “Careless Whisper.” Turns out there was an impromptu wedding there. Even though the couple wasn’t technically getting married, they still had a bar ceremony. Bizarre? Absolutely, but these are […]

Friday Night’s Alright (For Drinking)

15th September 2017 by admin No Comments

A Friday night in Sugartit means long lines at the liquor store. “Give me a bottle of anything that makes Kentucky blurry.” Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

Flight Terms

14th August 2017 by admin No Comments

Thank you alerting me to your travel specials, Allegiant. Perhaps in the future you could use a better phrase for your flight than “Hit the ocean,” as that does not sound like a good way to end a trip in your plane. I would also suggest not using the terms “crash into vacation” or “prices […]

The Little Victories

4th June 2017 by admin No Comments

Once upon a time, I was young and I had big dreams, plans and schemes to change the world. Now I feel like I’ve won some kind of contest when I can remember to get my grocery bags out of the trunk before I walk in the store. Little victories, you see. Bookmark on Delicious […]

My Endless Shrimp: 90 Minutes of Red Lobster Glory

27th July 2016 by admin No Comments

My one-day battle at Red Lobster against the forces of Endless Shrimp.

Relaxative

16th July 2016 by admin No Comments

Some people like to drink a lot of alcohol and go to a club. I just drank a lot of Miralax and I’m going to Walmart. La vida loca, amigos. — Reid Kerr is 46, and afraid of fifty. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet […]

The Spam Wars, Round Two

7th July 2016 by admin No Comments

Reid vs. a multi-headed spammer. Hail Hydra.

Signing Up For The Free Newsletter

23rd June 2016 by admin No Comments

Now you can get Reid’s random comedy delivered hot, fresh, and free to your email.

The Night Of A Thousand Laughs

2nd January 2016 by admin No Comments

How my new year began with chaos and vomiting, but not of the fun variety.

The 2016 Diet

2nd January 2016 by admin No Comments

Midnight, New Years Day. That’s a peanut butter sandwich, BBQ potato chips and a Dr. Pepper with a soup bowl full of M&M’s waiting in the wings. We had a good run, 2016 diet plans. That was a fun 24 hours. See you in 364 days. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook […]

The Rejection Chronicles: The Forgotten Pile-On

16th December 2015 by admin No Comments

Getting a rejection notice from an agent you had forgotten you sent a query to is like stepping on a mine from the Korean War.