Posts Tagged ‘humor’

NFL Week Three: Brown Out, Overreactions, and the Week In Picks

21st September 2018 by admin No Comments

Our long national nightmare is over. The Cleveland Browns are winners again. It was just one game, sure. And it was against the Jets, that’s a fair point. But come on, if you’re not entertained by the entire city of Cleveland celebrating like they just won the last battle in “Independence Day,” what more could […]

NFL Week Two: Overreactions, Proper Reactions, and Picks

15th September 2018 by admin No Comments

The week one overreaction is a tradition in the NFL, but do any of them really matter?

Springsteen’s “I’m On Fire,” a statutory anthem

22nd May 2018 by admin No Comments

Why is Bruce Springsteen’s “I’m on Fire” so creepy?

Reid’s Official Unofficial NFL Draft Timeline 2018: The Fabulous Baker Boy

26th April 2018 by admin No Comments

Your official unofficial NFL Draft 2018 Timeline: March 2018: The NFL announces FOX will cover the first round of the NFL Draft, bringing the event to broadcast TV for the first time. The NFL also allows ESPN to continue their coverage on cable, which is like having your girlfriend break up with you, but still […]

Philly Philly: The Unofficial Official Super Bowl LII Timeline

3rd February 2018 by admin No Comments

Sunday, January 28, 2018 – The New England Patriots defeat the Jacksonville Something-Or-Others to advance to their 73rd straight Super Bowl. Later on that day, the Philadelphia Eagles beat Minnesota to win the NFC. Philadelphia fans riot in celebration, or perhaps just practicing for later. Saturday, February 3, 2018 – The Pro Football Hall of […]

Getting a Do-Over on This NFL Season

15th October 2017 by admin No Comments

Reid’s picks for NFL Week Six, along with semi-insightful commentary about Adrian Peterson’s career, drug testing the media, and the complete disintegration of the Miami Dolphins.

The Accidental Wedding

14th October 2017 by admin No Comments

Dropped in to a local pub with some friends after the show this afternoon. It’s four on a Saturday, and suddenly we hear a saxophone playing “Careless Whisper.” Turns out there was an impromptu wedding there. Even though the couple wasn’t technically getting married, they still had a bar ceremony. Bizarre? Absolutely, but these are […]

Friday Night’s Alright (For Drinking)

15th September 2017 by admin No Comments

A Friday night in Sugartit means long lines at the liquor store. “Give me a bottle of anything that makes Kentucky blurry.” Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

Flight Terms

14th August 2017 by admin No Comments

Thank you alerting me to your travel specials, Allegiant. Perhaps in the future you could use a better phrase for your flight than “Hit the ocean,” as that does not sound like a good way to end a trip in your plane. I would also suggest not using the terms “crash into vacation” or “prices […]

The Little Victories

4th June 2017 by admin No Comments

Once upon a time, I was young and I had big dreams, plans and schemes to change the world. Now I feel like I’ve won some kind of contest when I can remember to get my grocery bags out of the trunk before I walk in the store. Little victories, you see. Bookmark on Delicious […]

My Endless Shrimp: 90 Minutes of Red Lobster Glory

27th July 2016 by admin No Comments

My one-day battle at Red Lobster against the forces of Endless Shrimp.

Relaxative

16th July 2016 by admin No Comments

Some people like to drink a lot of alcohol and go to a club. I just drank a lot of Miralax and I’m going to Walmart. La vida loca, amigos. — Reid Kerr is 46, and afraid of fifty. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet […]