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Saw a big display of these at the local dollar store. These are “Magic Towels,” you soak them in water and they expand into…a cheap washcloth. And better yet, it’s very scratchy. These are easily the worst Christmas gift imaginable. Even at a dollar, it somehow manages to be both cheap, and a waste of […]

I’ve seen these in several stores including Walmart and Target. These are not sex suits for “Furries.” They’re full length “Union Suits” that look like various animals and characters. I repeat, they’re pajamas, NOT sex suits for Furries. However, they easily COULD be with a pair of scissors and about two minutes work, that’s all […]

(Originally posted to Fistfulofsports.com on 4/23/2005) Our 2005 NFL Draft timeline: 8:00am, Central Time – Mel Kiper, Draft Expert, begins his day by finishing his newsletter on the fifty highest rated prospects for the next Pope. He describes Pope Benedict XVI as a “Papal steal, with plenty of upside.” 11:00am – ESPN’s coverage of the […]

I saw a post telling me today was “Batman Day,” and that I should celebrate. I’m not sure how I’m supposed to do that, but I think first thing, I should call my parents and make sure they’re okay. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet […]

This is World Suicide Prevention Day. Which is kind of silly, I think. That seems to be something we should hope to help prevent every day, but eh, whatever helps. Know this, if you feel that way, now, or ever, you’re not alone. Call a friend, call the hotline, call someone. 1-800-273-8255. And if you […]

Why is Bruce Springsteen’s “I’m on Fire” so creepy?

Why aren’t we happy in our relationships anymore? Why is the divorce rate so high? I blame our modern-day unrealistic expectations, myself. My long-standing theory has been that as bad as pornography is for men and their expectations of adult relationships, romantic comedies and romance novels are worse for women. Both create an image of […]

We got hit pretty hard for Halloween this year. I had to give that last kid two cough drops and a potato. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

I don’t really drink coffee so I never know what to order at Starbucks. I just ordered the Vanilla Blonde Roast, because I really like all three of those separately. Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

Dropped in to a local pub with some friends after the show this afternoon. It’s four on a Saturday, and suddenly we hear a saxophone playing “Careless Whisper.” Turns out there was an impromptu wedding there. Even though the couple wasn’t technically getting married, they still had a bar ceremony. Bizarre? Absolutely, but these are […]

Early morning Habitat For Humanity. I hope there’s an open bar. If not, that’s the first thing we should build. #habitatforhumanity #goals #forwardthinking #forwarddrinking Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about it Subscribe to the comments on this post

McAllisters Deli, I love you, but we’ve got to talk. You need to find some way to store all the food for your catering orders that doesn’t scream “New York City Garbage Workers Strike, Day 34.” Love, Reid Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about […]